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Make a contribution to the unique design of the Sumner Theatre by opting to support a quote on the Word Wall.

Donors can elect to support a specific (individually valued) quote of their choosing. Donors to the Word Wall will be credited in a publication listing all quotes on permanent display in the Theatre Foyer and also in Theatre signage thanking donors to the campaign. 

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1. "I am, George I am!"

-Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, by Edward Albee

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2. "Brek-ek-ek-ek koax koax"

-The Frogs, by Aristophanes

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3. "What's inside you, Reg? Besides twelve bowls of cornflakes"

-The Norman Conquests 'Table Manners', by Alan Ayckborn

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4. "Let's Go! We can't. Why Not? We're waiting for Godot"

-Waiting for Godot, by Samuel Beckett

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5. "Memories are not shackles, Franklin, they are garlands"

-Forty Years On, by Alan Bennett

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6. "There's no business like show business"

-Annie Get Your Gun, by Irving Berlin

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7. "Hell is full of musical amateurs"

-Man and Superman, by George Bernard Shaw

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8. "Walk! Not bloody likely. I am going in a taxi"

-Pygmalion, by George Bernard Shaw

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9. "Words poppa; find the words"

-The Shifting Heart, by Richard Beynon

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10. "Terrible is the temptation to be good"

-The Good Person of Szechwan, by Bertolt Brecht

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11. "Bells love silence"

-Bingo, by Edward Bond

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12. "Art nothing! I want to be brilliant in life - do you understand that?"

-Coralie Lansdowne Says No, by Alex Buzo

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13. "I'm afraid of depths"

-Man the Balloon, by Matt Cameron

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14. "Moscow! Moscow! Moscow!"

-Three Sisters, by Anton Chekhov

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15. "On the way to a bran nue dae. Everybody, everybody say"

-Bran Nue Dae, by Chi & Knuckles

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16. "I do recommend a sex scandal"

-Serious Money, by Caryl Churchill

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17. "I would never pin up my hair with prose"

-The Way of the World, by William Congreve

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18. "Extraordinary how potent cheap music is"

-Private Lives, by Noel Coward

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19. "The last temptation is the greatest treason, to do the right deed for the wrong reason"

-Murder in the Cathedral, by TS Eliot

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20. "One stone"

-Einstein, by Ron Elisha

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21. "Poetry's a mere drug, sir"

-Love and a Bottle, by George Farquhar

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22. "What after all is a halo? It's only one more thing to keep clean"

-The Lady's Not For Burning, by Christopher Fry

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23. "I'll be silent on all the controversial topics - will that do?"

-Away, by Michael Gow

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24. "I thought the whole deal was meant to be about love"

-Racing Demons, by David Hare

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25. "We breed like sparrars and we die like sparrars"

-The Chapel Perilous, by Dorothy Hewett

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26. "A last glass, mort"

-A Stretch of the Imagination, by Jack Hibberd

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27. "C'arn the Crows!"

-And the Big Men Fly, by Alan Hopgood

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28. "No longer free! No! That's a thought I'll never endure"

-Hedda Gabler, by Henrik Ibsen

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29. "It's so hard to put everything into words, yet everything must be spoken"

-The Chairs, by Eugene Ionesco

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30. "A grown up woman howling over a silly old kewpie doll, that's Olive for you"

-Summer of the Seventeenth Doll, by Ray Lawler

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31. "Old women can see through walls"

-The House of Bernada Alba, by Federico Garcia Lorca

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32. "Put that coffee down - coffee is for closers"

-Glengarry Glen Ross, by David Mamet

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33. "Was this the face that launched a thousand ships?"

-Dr Faustus, by Christopher Marlowe

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34. "A salesman is got to dream boy - it comes with the territory"

-Death of a Salesman, by Arthur Miller

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35. "It's an odd job making decent people laugh"

-The School for Wives, by Molière

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36. "The young are always unforgiving - it's part of your charm"

-Honour, by Joanna Murray-Smith

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37. "I know you can take criticism, Jerry, because you must get a lot of it"

-Cosi, by Louis Nowra

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38. "God is a gentleman - he prefers blondes"

-Loot, by Joe Orton

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39. "What do you do... when that bucket's full? (pause) empty it (pause)"

-The Caretaker, by Harold Pinter

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40. "Have you heard it's in the stars, next July we collide with Mars"

-High Society, by Cole Porter

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41. "Hope is a moral responsibility"

-Life After George, by Hannie Rayson

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42. "The point is not to suffer the world but to change it"

-The Floating World, by John Romeril

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43. "I will keep with me but one thing...my panache!"

-Cyrano de Bergerac, by Edmund Rostand

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44. "I'll shout cooee, back to croajinga-linga-lingo-long"

-On Our Selection, by Steele Rudd, Bert Bailey, Edmund Duggan & George Whaley

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45. "That's rock!"

-Shirley Valentine, by Willy Russell

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46. "Hell is other people"

-No Exit, by Jean-Paul Satre

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47. "I didn't get to where I am today by squeezing play-dough"

-Dreams in an Empty City, by Stephen Sewell

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48. "I shrank my own life - no one can do it for you"

-Equus, by Peter Shaffer

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49. "I love long life better than figs"

-Antony & Cleopatra, by William Shakespeare

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50. "Speak the speech, I pray you, as I pronounced it to you, trippingly on the tongue"

-Hamlet, by William Shakespeare

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51. "A kingdom for a stage"

-Henry V, by William Shakespeare

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52. "Et tu Bruté"

-Julius Caesar, by William Shakespeare

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53. "Put out the light and then put out the light"

-Othello, by William Shakespeare

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54. "But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?"

-Romeo and Juliet, by William Shakespeare

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55. "We are such stuff as dreams are made on and our little life is rounded with a sleep"

-The Tempest, by William Shakespeare

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56. "Please don't yell in the house. The walls can't take it!"

-A Lie of the Mind, by Sam Shepard

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57. "Certainly nothing is unnatural that is not physically impossible"

-The Critic, by Richard Brinsley Sheridan

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58. "Time goes by and hopes go dry, but you still can try for your dream"

-Merrily We Roll Along, by Stephen Sondheim

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59. "Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?"

-Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, by Tom Stoppard

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60. "Oh my grief, I've lost him surely. I've lost the only Playboy of the Western World"

-Playboy of the Western World, by John Millington Synge

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61. "Before you let the sun in, mind it wipes its shoes"

-Under Milk Wood, by Dylan Thomas

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62. "If the writing was on the wall, why wasn't it read out loud?"

-Diving for Pearls, by Katherine Thomson

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63. "Cheerful's in my horoscope - what are you?"

-A Cheery Soul, by Patrick White

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64. "A handbag?"

-The Importance of Being Earnest, by Oscar Wilde

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65. "I can resist everything except temptation"

-Lady Windemere's Fan, by Oscar Wilde

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66. "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers"

-A Streetcar Named Desire, by Tennessee Williams

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67. "Great Party!"

-Don's Party, by David Williamson

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68. "The problem is I'm sick of football"

-The Club, by David Williamson

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69. "Dead and never called me mother"

-East Lynne, by Mrs Henry Woods

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